N was talking to me about Baby Jesus in the Manger tonight and he said:
"the cattle were mooing, and woke Jesus up" N
"then what happened?" Me
"God said: No crying!" N
Then he said that God was up in Heaven and we are on Earth.
"what do you think Heaven is like?" Me
"I don't know mom" N (with the eye-rolling sarcasm of a teenager)
Then he went on to say that Jesus probably got a present for Christmas and guess what He got? A yellow dump truck!